..tHe tR33hAUs KidS..

accidents

2006-10-12T20:17:00.000+08:00

hello there kids.. this week we cover on accidents of the tr33haus kids..

please do come and support our rider in the upcoming cubprix this 28th & 29th Oct.. and we are going to organise another chalet around december this year.. lets set a date to meet and discuss about this event.. cheers & beers!!!!!

2006-10-11T19:56:00.000+08:00

hello there kids.. the tr33haus blog is finally revamped!!!!!! to prevent this blog from being abandoned, will be features like 'Video of The Week' and pictures will be updated weekly.. so keep the tags coming.. i know u all waited too long for this..
LOOK OUT FOR THIS WEEK'S UPDATE

2005-04-07T12:41:00.000+08:00

new layout..
new tagboard..
so keep the tags coming..

template change

2005-02-24T13:36:00.000+08:00

please turn up at tr33haus this friday 25th of February.. important.. bring $2 for booking of the field of saturday's 3rd leg match.. and bring ur senonoh self.. because i wanna change the layout of this blog wif new pics.. so please don't complain about your pics looking so stupid.. and the tagboard will change too.. cos all the vulgarities are censored wif *beep*.. sorry for the inconvenience caused for you to kutok people..

Saturday's Match, 26 February 2005
Tr33haus VS Espresso
3rd Leg
Aggregate 7-6

Previous Meetings
29 Jan 05 Tr33haus 3 - 5 Espresso
12 Feb 05 Tr33haus 4 - 1 Espresso

Tr33haus FC

2005-02-13T10:51:00.000+08:00

for those who wanna publish something here, the username is tr33haus_kids.. mind the underscore..

Tr33haus 4 - 1 Espresso

tr33haus chalet

2005-01-16T11:10:00.000+08:00

we will be organising chalet during the march holidays.. maybe 2D 1N.. please save up around $20-$30.. collection of money will be around the end of this month..

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri

2004-11-17T11:49:00.000+08:00

there is an announcement for all the tr33haus kids.. we will go out hari raye together next wednesday 24 Nov.. be sure not to have other plans on that day.. now almost all have gf dont busy2 lah.. especially farhan.. and all those workaholics, get the day off!! haziq, alip and haiqal.. shahar no need cos he can continue wif his carpet job.. oh yes.. get day off for one day only, rest lah.. work too much later ur hair colour become like alip's.. that's all.. see ya guys..

2004-11-10T16:10:00.000+08:00

Due to the poor performance of the previous blog template, this blog now have a new look. New pictures updated. If u find the pictures too small, please ask for a larger one. And if you are not happy with your picture, please send the picture you like publish to waking_ashland@hotmail.com

slmt hari raya!

2004-11-02T03:04:00.000+08:00

ass!

bulan puasa akan habis tak lama lagi...hari raya akan menjelma buat seketika..
kita akan berasa sedih kerna kawan2 kita yg menhadapi peperikasan tidak akan beraya
binatang binatang pula sudah idlepaskan bebas!
btw aku rasa yg hari raya pada this yr tkkan begitu meriah juga................
haiz...rambut kembang dan kerenting..skrng dah handsome thnks to the sikat GEREGER!Rambut DYE KAT KEDAI
sudah hilang...rambut ah beng pon dah hilang...tetapi nasib baik rambut kerenting bastard masih tetap dikawal..thnks haiqal.
memori dulu...
ayahnya mama,ramjan hendak membuat kelakar dgn tupperware2 barunya...masa kami ke rumah KAK SALINAH,
memorinya bulu ketiak serabak bulu berus jamban berwarn cokelat!abeh time tu nk tgk match man u
TV NYER PULAK ROSAK!haiz....dan PART YG TERPALING ROMANTIS IALAH BILA HERO kita A'AN
bermalu malu hendak kerumah nas..oooo!so sweet...aku sedih..kerna hanya tinggal ialah memori..
pasa masa dulu..kami bertuah kerna dapat pergi ke rumah org jln raya dan sambil melihat org2 joget dan
memasangkan lagu techno di hari raya rumahnya..bukan shaja itu tetapi matayer abngya punya buah dadah pun bole nmpk sikit..
oooo sunngo berBESAH hati..shahar will never be forgotten...R.I.P..

masa mereka "bermatayer2" aku masih ingat bahawa abg yan dapat menackle pompan yg tirpaling kaya di semesta alam...just look at her legs which proves evertying..sunngo bertuah abg yan..haiqal pula bersama debi berslack sexy...heee heeee heee!ingat tk?...hahahahaah...slack terselak bila dudok di treehaus..MAMPUS!MACAM TAHUN 80S!..dey brothas kita pula bersama HARMIZAH...makau!tkya bilang korang pun aku rasa korang tahu caner dia hidu dan bahu...lihat sajalah >>>HARMIZ LAH<
TETAPI tidaklah harus kami ingt2 bnyk2 tentang apa terjadi last yr....RAMJAN MABOK!HAIQAL MABOK!...adoi!...OBSCENE SIA!
KERANA TAHUN INI! we got a new SO CALLED MATE!
he've been thru alot of shite just to be another idiot like us!...dia di timpiling dgn hero bollywood...dia dihempap dgn gajah gajah...dia diketawakan kerna sandal nya yg membuat nya popular!....sehingga dia tidak dpt tahan hingga lalu menitis air matah.........
im glad to welcome u ..the gembeng of the world... HULKim!despite of all this...dia masih menyintai kami..'kim rokok kim'...nanti dia kasi...ala...dia baiklah..so jgn naik kepala nya..kalau tk dia ambil air mata kau!kerna dia nyer da tk cukop!...

sampai sini sahajalah dahulu...
wabila taufiq dan bahunya!ass!

maaf zahir dan batin!selamat hari raya!

KL!u bitches read this..

2004-09-26T14:27:00.000+08:00

14/12/2004..(wednesday)
15/12/2004(thursday)
16/4/2004(friday)
.................................................
how bout tad?..nice?..
TEN.things must bring/do..
1.your passport
2.card "PUTIH"
3.holiday assignments!
4.CASH!own cash!
5.capathi!ony one shud bring fer us!wokay?!
6.extra tongue,think couldnt manage to kiss for more than 6 hours in the bus
7.ziegs moms SELUARDALAM aka"safety parachute"..(for saftey lah!of cos!)
8.extra short pants for the migget/s -laffs-
9. H.L..ehem milk the cow..they will be thirsty..
10..good news!...we'll be using flesh imp products,courtesy of my beloved drunkard busted yarbollockos brother owning 30k god damnit in his bank!..AND oso PLZ get your own beers!

10 things not to bring/do:
1.any sandals or slippers used by him the ony one gembeng + bacin =wee wee wee hakim!plz u guys now the smell...worse than mabok's sweating for 3days!eew~
2.bicycles aka motor yer yer!uhuh..no eh!
3.tappered ugly unbranded jeans...uhuh..restricted!
4.ummm...moo moo?was it an animal?..no! no!not coming not welcome!
5.no indian songs please...maker! makerl!
6.no dipped in deep chlorine smell on your clothing..or even your pants!rgh!
7.no dancing reggae yaya yaya"chant rastamaRn chant"with ur hands up like supermaRn..if i see any,prepare to grind with my fab. boy a'an!
8.no singing "GUINNESS boys we are we are!wek wek wek wek..orelz babe himself-burp-heh!
9.no masturbating in the bus for those horny dozy cum bastards.
10.plz dont bring pirated hindustan discs and wtch it in our hotel.and lastly PLEASE DONT CRY!

~BOLEH JALAN GADUH NI!~
^ ^ ^ ^
WTF!?

cheers & beers!
fuck off kids!

Tr33Haus AWArds

2004-08-26T23:00:00.000+08:00

**-~tr33haus aWarDS~-**

WelCmE TO TR33HAUS AWARDS...THe Lng Awaited IS BACK!!
With OuR HOSt MR...ITHNIN!!!WOOO
PErFOrmances by GreAT banDS

Ithnin:WOO(the guest were given gas mask for protection)welcme back to tr33haus awards..thiz year it is held at tr33haus it self..wow..wHAt a crowd..u should all rmbr me from singapore idle...(crowd going boo)lets start...our ferst presenter..the yeye man himself...SHAHAR...

(the crowd chatns YEYE YEYE YEYE)

shahar(wearing his sahara shirt tuckinfront with no buckle):thank you thank you...thiz would be the award for the best newcomer award...and it goes too...FATTAH...(the crowd goes wild with all wearing inverted specs)

FAttah:wowee...haha..knew i would win thiz..thank treehuas kid for given me the support...dinky my band...and all the others ya..thnx..(goin off stage while pointing at shahae and laughing hyterically)

Ithnin:congrats fattah..i won it last yr....hahaha...(crowd goes LAMEO LAMEO)the nex award would b presented by...CHINGING..FATYMAH

(the oni one clapping is yan)

FAtymah:thank you my dearest for clappin...ehek ehek(irritatin laugh)our nex award is for the most yeye biker in tr33haus...my LOVE..SUFIAN!!!!WAWAWAWA

shahar shouted:FARK TIZ IZ NOT FARE..NOOOOOOO!!!PROTEST PROTEST

(the kids when up to him and bash him up lyke a dawg)

Sufian:(kissing fatimah) thank u for tiz award....woud lyke to thank..the kids...my fav. techer mdm radiah...and SHAHAR my best prn..SOrry u didnt win...

ithnin: congrats...congarts yan..thnx for the shoe im wearin now ya..haha..our ferst band playn for todae...METALLICA

(mettalica peformed..the kids head banged all the way accpet for haiqal..dancing dangdut style and shouting "SAMPAI PAGI!!!!"

ithnin:nyce peformance...our nex presenter would b the boy from towers himself MABOK!!!

maBOK:WEEEH WEEH WEEHH(too drunk to talk) thel awardess fro the clubber of the yeyeyyyyyeaaarrr....ALLLLIIPPP KANINABUCHAUCEEBYE...

(the crowd goes wild hamizah shouting "i LUP U LAH!!!!")

alip:thank u..thank u..wold lykr to thank all the club in singapore and the kids...AND HAIQAL DUN FOLLOW ME NO MORE!!!URE A DISGRACE!!

(alip went dwn the stage and slap haaiqal face)

itnin:wow...alip..the man..my idol...wooh..and now our nex presenter from metallica...dunno his name..

kirk hammeet:fark u..how dare u forget my name...WAHAH...the nex awaRD...THE animal award goes too....FAREEZ!!!woo

(crowd chantin moo! moo! moo!)

Fareez:moo...moo...moo...MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ithnin:congarts faree..moo to u...our nex peformance..would be haiqal's fav. ..thiz is especially for him...ENOL..

(haiqal jumped up wid joy did the dangdut dance on stage "SAMPAI PAGI!!!"again he shouted)

ithnin:great peformance..haha...haiqal..ure GOOD!!our nex presenter..ENOL

ENOL:IYA..IYA..Saya baru sja asmpai dari indon..penat si gelek2..award untok mat of tr33haus...OOO..fav. boy saya si...HAIQAL..

(the crowd chants MAT MAT MAT MAT...heran tak heran ee..)

HAiqal:terima kasih enol..muah..tiz award i would lyke to thank my green rare levis and my bata shoe..thats all!! thats all..NO TR3#haus...

ithnin:congrats QAL..my besh fren..our nex presenter would b yan's fav. teacher..mdm radiah..

(the crowd went silent...the kids were already sleeping)

mdm radiah:asslamualaikum

yan:waalaikumsalam

mdm radiah:tiz award would b for the worst temper in tr22haus..and it goes too...SHAHAR...(the screen shows wart happened at the anual treehaus pit)

shahar:thank u(everybody went for break cause they know it wold b too yeye too hear)

ithnin:ey..welcome back..nyce break guys???haha..stoopid yeye...we cant stand it shahar!!damn u..our nex peformance couldnt peform for sum unforseen reason(fareez and farhan went back stage to beat the hell out of spin)damn..haiqal muz have waited..sorry haiqal..our nex presenter..i dunno thiz gerl..phique..

phique:hey...our nex award would for the bapok of tr33haus..it goes too...APYZ

(the crowd went wild...the kids gave a standin ovation)

apyz:i would lyke to thank the kids...611...and all the make up brands i wear...

ithnin:wow..my classmate won..yeah..haha..our nex presenter would be the yeye punx of treehase...fareez and farhan...

yeye punx: oi! oi! the nex award would b the most bullied guy in treehse...as expected...HAKIM...

(the kids bashed him up b4 he could even go up..)

ithnin:wart a pity...our nex peformance would b a band from tr33hse themselfs..dunno th bands name but fareez and fattah is in it..

(they peformed..the kids were infront to watch...haiqal still dancing the dangdut dance..."SAMPAI PAGI")

ithnin:wow..guud peformance..fareez teeth was shining too brightly..i couldnt see a thing..wats that?!?!

(a commosion..oo..its shahar getting stripped naked..PUKIMAK...BULU RASTAMAN SIUL...and he was thrown on stage...then the stead/couz came to the rescue)

ithnin:carzee kids..the nex award would be presented by fattah....

fattah:ey kids..nex award would be the awad for the most irritatin person in treehse..the winner is..the small eye himsep...HAZIQ...

haziq:thank u..thank u..would lyke to thank my father for teaching me how to pray and he is over prayin actually....my mom for gettin a new baby..and ithnin..my best fren...

(oxymoron couldnt peforme..for unforseen reason)

ithnin:the last award for tonyte...i would present tiz myself..the best kids ever known for humour...slacke...drunkard basterd..junkie...bike crazed...farkin kind of ppl...farkin hooligans as thier known in woodgrove..THE TR##HAUS KIDS!!!!!!

(tr33hauskids caosed..bottles broken everywhere..chairs kicked..matreps kileed...minah fucked by alip always...shahar still naked...)

tr33hauskids:WE R TR33haus kids..fuck u ppl..we dun care..fuck u i say..fuck the matreps..fuck the the ppl who dun understand uh..WE R thETR##HAUS KIDS..FUCK!!

(the kids chaos alld the way...killing and stabbing ppl they dunt know...fareez farhan zieg and babe couldnt stop lauhing...)

ithnin:it ends here..see u at the nex...HOLY SHI T...

(the kids went after him and bashed him up till he couldnt talk no more..and chant..NO MORE BAD..*siren*..they all when runnin..

*--END--*

Tr33HausAwaRds

2004-08-25T14:30:00.000+08:00

The Tr3#haus awrds WOuld B comin BaCKK Relly soon on THIZZZ newbLOg...GEt ReaDYaiGHt....